FRIDAY FUN BREAK
Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Aug 21, 2015
After a week of Liberal lunacy you need some Rest & Relaxation.
Match the lettered punchline with the numbered joke.
JOKES:
1) The new cafe called “KARMA” has no menu…
2) Woman in labor screams, “Wouldn’t, Couldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t, Shouldn’t!”…
3) I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters onto the road. So I asked him…
4) Helvetica and New Times Bold walk into a bar. “Get out”, yells the bartender…
5) I just invented a new word…
PUNCH LINES:
A) “We don’t serve your type here.”
B) “Don’t worry,” the doctor says, “those are just contractions.”
C) They serve you just what you deserve.
D) “Plagiarism”!
E) “What’s the word on the street?”
ANSWERS:
1-C 2-B 3-E 4-A 5-D
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