WHO WANTS TO FACE TRUMP IN 2020?

Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Oct 17, 2018

The official news provider for the Democrat National Committee, CNN, has released the results of a poll they took to determine the likely people who can try to take the White House away from President Trump in November of 2020.

Here they are with the percent of respondents who chose them:

Joe (The Nuzzling Snuggler) Biden 33%

Bernie (The Socialist) Sanders 13%

Kamala (The California non-White Female) Harris 9%

Elizabeth (The 99.9% Caucasian Cherokee) Warren 8%

Corey (#metoo?) Booker 5%

John (Hillary’s Replacement) Kerry 5%

Michael (I fixed NYC) Bloomberg 4%

Beto (The Fundraiser) O’Rourke 4%

Eric (Obama Clone) Holder 3%

Eric (The young, Jewish Mexican) Garcetti 2%

(?) (The Porn Lawyer) Avenatti 1%

Kirstin (Hillary’s Replacement) Gillibrand 1%

Amy (Gimme Your Guns) Klobuchar 1%

Deval (Gimme new drapes) Patrick 1%

Steve (Gimme your right-to-work) Bullock 1%

John (The Gerrymander)Delaney 1%

Someone else 2%

None/No one 2%.

Once the mid-term election is out of the way (in 20 days) this group of Liberal hopefuls can go full-time in their efforts to Make America Not Great Again (MANGA!).

 

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