Mitt Romney’s church has gotten word from god about no longer referring to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints as “LDS”, or “Mormon”.

The new push came from god to the group’s head-honcho who said, “The Lord has impressed upon my mind the importance of the name he has revealed for his church.”

As Mr. Romney progresses toward his goal of becoming Utah’s (Mitt’s new home state) next Senator, then opposing President Trump in the 2020 Presidential primary, we must remember to NOT refer to him as a “Mormon”.

Please comply.

 

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