TURD NOT TRANSMITTED VIA BODY FLUIDS

Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Jan 26, 2018

Latest research points to the conclusion that Trump Unacceptance and Resistance Disorder (TURD) is transmitted not by body fluid exchanges, but by neglect of, and the resulting profound deficiency of Facts And Truth (FAT).

Precautions required for contact with someone having the disorder ( such a person is properly referred to as A TURD), include non-aggression, gentle speaking tones, and no sudden movements.

Unsubstantiated reports indicate the possibility of there being mutations. Preliminary designation of the mutated disorder is Advanced Systemic Symptoms of Trump Unacceptance and Resistance Disorder (ASSTURD).

Further details will be posted as they become available.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL– REPEAT– THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

 

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