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Many people who have expensive science-type college degrees believe fluctuations in Earth’s temperature are caused by the Sun.

The theory is popular among GW/CC deniers and has been dubbed Non-Ominous Solar Caused Atmospheric Modulations, (NO SCAM).

Nobel prize-winner Al Gore has condemned NO SCAM as “unscientific because it completely frustrates the opportunity to invigorate centralized command of revenue and regulation.” (Gore was unavailable for comment in Saudi Arabia where he is trapped in a snow storm, see pic.)

Another Nobel prize-winner, Barack Hussein Obama, says human-caused GW/CC is not only real, but it is the single greatest problem facing mankind today, could not be reached in Hawaii where he is on a snow skiing vacation.

Many believe the incoming Administration of Donald Trump, who has never won a Nobel prize, is a hotbed of NO SCAM supporters.

Recent polar ice cap measurements have caused the price of coastal properties, once thought to be in danger of being submerged by rising sea-levels caused by melting polar ice, to stabilize. Many NO SCAM believers have been buying those properties from GW/CC believers at depressed values.