— NYC Legalizes Public Broadcast Of Islamic Call To Prayer Citywide. Extra-Loud Approved For Twin Towers Memorial
— BUILD BACK BETTER Working As Planned Says Biden. “C’mon Man! The Deficit Is Up $5T Since I Took Over!”
— 73,000 Trapped By Storm Damage At Burning Man. Biden Reroutes Maui Relief Supplies, Redistributes East Palestine Recovery Funding, Recalls All Military Personnel Currently On-Leave, Sets DEFCON 5
— Sec. Of Defense Impeached Because Biden Botched Afghan Withdrawal
— AOC Quitting X Social Media Platform Because It “Smells Like Musk.”
