EVERYONE HAS VALUE…
Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Apr 30, 2021
After a half-century of doing nothing in American politics Joe Biden is coming-in to his own… as a prodigious source of headlines! Here are some gently embellished examples based upon actual stories from reliable journalism (non-MSM) outlets:
“DANGEROUS FELONS POURING ACROSS BORDER. LONE CHILDREN BEING DROPPED FROM TOP OF WALL ONTO U.S. SOIL… BIDEN RESPONDS BY BANNING MENTHOL CIGARETTES!”
“White Supremacy Is The Most Lethal Terrorist Threat Says Man (Joe Biden) Who Gave Eulogy To KKK Member.”
“This Is The Worst Attack On Democracy Since I Fought In The Civil War!, Biden Tells Congress.“
“BIDENS COLLUDE WITH UKRAINE… FBI RAIDS GIULIANI’S APT!”
“We Need People To Go To School For 25 Years Before Entering Workforce.”
These “laugh to keep from crying” headlines are available HERE, at the Babylon Bee.
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