WOKE JOKE #206

Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Feb 11, 2021

England has some woke hospitals who are concerned about the use of non-inclusive language in their maternity departments.

The terms “mother’s milk” and “breast milk” are to be immediately replaced with “chest milk“. Clearly those old phrases exclude all genders other than female. Those antiquated and insensitive phrases wrongfully exclude all non-lactating persons (formerly known as “males”) from participating in the breast feeding process.

Also, the word “Mother” is no longer appropriate when referring to the person to whom the other end of the infant’s umbilical cord was attached. The word “Mother” will henceforth be replaced with “the birthing parent”. This allows persons who do not have female human reproductive systems to fulfill the maternal role, including chest feeding.

It is unclear if the word “Father” is to remain in use. Read more HERE.

Another barrier to complete wokeness has been torn down! Long live the, dare we say, Queen?

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