THE BLIMP IS DEFLATING!

Posted in Uncategorized by Baba - Aug 20, 2020

The all-hands memo above is new mandatory policy at Goodyear Tire and Rubber company.

Regarding the phrase “________ Lives Matter”, whether spoken or printed, it is acceptable to fill-in the blank with “Black”… but, if you fill-in the blank with “Blue”, or “All”, you will be disciplined for unacceptable behavior. Apparently Mao, or Che Guevara tee shirts are OK, but anyone displaying the four-letter sequence “MAGA” anywhere on their person, or in their cubicle, will be disciplined for unacceptable behavior.

Some may find it disturbing that “Heterosexual” is not on the “Acceptable” list.

The Liberal Agenda For Transforming America (LAFTA) is active in Akron (the home of Goodyear).

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