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This just in! Joe Biden sent a note up from the basement saying he has decided to have WWE wrestling star Kamala Harris as his running mate. Apparently Joe didn’t get the bad news about Kamala’s serious health issue… he is dead!

Hold on! This just in! Joe has apparently decided now to pick a California Senator also called Kamala Harris. It is not strange behavior for Joe to pick a dead wrestler as his running mate, but it is weird that he would pick a foul-mouthed woman who spoke nothing but ill of him when she was competing with him for the Democratic nomination. Kamala despises Joe Biden.

Oh well, print the bumper stickers and crank-out the campaign buttons. Let the debates begin!