WHY NOT GET THEM “TESTICLE SPECTACLES”?
Above you see the similarities between an anatomical depiction of human female genitalia, and the iconic hat worn by feminist protesters commonly known a the pussy hat.
In Liberal Land a male person can identify as a female person and assume all the characteristics (except the biological ones if they choose to avoid surgery) and behaviors of females. Of course those re-identified individuals cannot alter their genetic code but that is considered to be irrelevant.
Anyway, when a dude pretends to be a female and attends a feminist rally he is offended by the pussy hat which triggers his anxiety regarding his failure to possess fallopian tubes, a uterus, etc.
So, naturally, the Left Lunatics have announced they are hereby banning the pussy hats!
That’s all folks!